1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In
Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In
The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
One Of You Go."
20.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy
Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them
Smile.
It's Called Therapy
Loic
That sounds like something you'd do, Porthos!
Uriel
I think I'm going to do that with the mosquito netting!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have
The first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
Porthos
loic wrote:
That sounds like something you'd do, Porthos!
Yeah, I do these kinds of things all of the time. I'm like the most eccentric, random, shameless person you'll ever meet in real life.
Porthos
The things from this list that I've done routinely (or something similar to) before even reading the list:
1, 2, 3, 5*, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17
*I once did that while staying with my uncle's family in Mexico, and people complained about having headaches, until they drank the decaf coffee I prepared for them, (thinking it was regular coffee). So obviously, much of that is the placebo effect, and it was funny listening to them speak of the coffee "curing" their headaches.
I do number 2 all the time at one of my jobs (grocery store), and I would like to do the mosquito net thing at my other job (stock brokerage firm), but if I did that there, there would be a serious chance of me getting fired, as I already walk around with toy dragon, who I often use to speak for me, but in a high ptiched voice. His name is "Bob the Magic Dragon", and I speak through him as a way of insulting co-workers who I don't like sometimes.
I'll act as if he's talking, and in a high pitch voice similar to that of the Gingerbread Man in Shrek, say something like, "Michelle, you're a bitch!".
Deborah
Porthos wrote:
*I once did that while staying with my uncle's family in Mexico, and people complained about having headaches, until they drank the decaf coffee I prepared for them, (thinking it was regular coffee). So obviously, much of that is the placebo effect, and it was funny listening to them speak of the coffee "curing" their headaches.
Once when I was having trouble keeping my head from dropping onto my keyboard at work, I got a cup of coffee from the office kitchen. It didn't help at all. I went back for a second cup, which also failed to perk me up. As I was desperately getting my third cup in half an hour, I heard the office services person telling someone that we had run out of real coffee, so she had put decaf in the regular coffeemaker instead, since people couldn't really tell the difference (she wasn't a coffee drinker herself). I set her straight.
Walker
Porthos wrote:
I'll act as if he's talking, and in a high pitch voice similar to that of the Gingerbread Man in Shrek, say something like, "Michelle, you're a bitch!".
You call your coworker a "bitch" (even as a joke)?
