Porthos
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Rock Concert!!!I had an eventful night a couple days ago. I was out until 4 in the morning, partying around town like a rock star. I went to an Underoath/Taking Back Sunday/Armor for Sleep/ concert. I was in and out of the mosh pit, and I have all the bruises to prove it! I went crowd surfing about 10 times, and nearly more than anyone there that I could tell, lol.
When you're in the heaving mass of people down below, you have to constantly push someone just to stay on your feet. You push and get you get pushed, from all directions. Needless to say, most people in it are males, as it gets pretty rough. There are however a few brave females. Every once in a while, I would push someone to my right or left to create space, and I would notice that the person provided no resistance, and instead went flying in the opposite direction. And sure enough, it would be a girl. I, ever so kindly, would retrieve them and help them to their feet.
On one occassion, when I was crowd surfing, some idiot punched me in the face about three times. The last time I crowd surfed, my pants started coming off, and my underwear was pushed down, so that by the time I was at the stage, I was sort of mooning everyone in the stadium! 
I feel sorry for the girls though. Most of them were at the height of our arm pits, and had to endure nearly constant face-to-armpit interaction throughout the course of the evening. A lot of them end up getting groped as well, although I refrained from groping them.
One time, I felt someone crowd surfing from behind me, and as she landed on my head, I did my part and instinctively reached my arms up, grabbed her, and prepared to throw her on to the next line of people. Where I grabbed however, was her crotch. It felt a bit akward, but she didn't seem to mind at all, and even laughed, so all together, the experience wasn't half bad.
There were some girls in skirts who were crowd surfing, and you know they were total whores.
I also caught a water bottle from the lead singer of Underoath, that he threw out into the crowd. Well to be honest, someone else sort of caught it, and I wrestled it out of his hands.  All is fair in love and war, and believe me, this was WAR!! haha.
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