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Porthos

The New James Bond - Your thoughts

Casino Royale is hitting the box office soon. I am going to keep up with tradition and see it, but I must say, that I am dissapointed with the man they selected to play 007. I think they should always go with a dark haired silky, like Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery. Clive Owen would have made a great Bond, but he turned down the role. Welsh, Irish, or Scottish actors would be the ideal Bond for me, and Clive Owen would have been the best choice. This new guy is ugly, and he just doesn't seem to fit the profile of a good authentic Bond, because he looks so different. And I heard they have a character which is meant to be a Frenchwoman, although she is not even a French actress! That's cheezy when they do that.
Deborah

He seems OK to me, except for not having dark hair, which Bond is supposed to have. He's got a good voice, and he's not ugly -- IMO.

I was disappointed in the movie Bond right from the beginning. I'd already read a couple of the books before I saw Sean Connery's portrayal. I thought it was good casting, but I was taken aback by all the quips. I remember thinking, "James Bond would never joke around like that." Of course, that became one of his trademarks in the movies.
Porthos

But don't you think Clive Owen would have made a better Bond?
Porthos

And I think Bond should always be someone from the British Isles, and definitely not an American. There's also been a lot of talk about selecting a black James Bond. I don't like the idea, but if I had to pick a black actor for the role, I think Will Smith would fit the profile best. He's suave and classy and at the same time, capable of knocking a few heads in, just like Bond is supposed to be.
Elaine

Porthos wrote:
But don't you think Clive Owen would have made a better Bond?


Clive Owen would've made a fantastic Bond, but this Daniel Craig guy isn't so bad in the looks dept. I first saw him in that Tombraider movie and he had an impressive physique.
Porthos

Yeah, the dude is pretty buff. I plan on getting pecs like that once I'm out of puberty, lol!

But here would have been my top pics for the new James Bond:
Clive Owen
Christian Bale (the latest Batman)

Don't you think they would have made great Bonds? Oh, and they're both Brits.
Joanne

Elaine wrote:
Porthos wrote:
But don't you think Clive Owen would have made a better Bond?


Clive Owen would've made a fantastic Bond, but this Daniel Craig guy isn't so bad in the looks dept. I first saw him in that Tombraider movie and he had an impressive physique.


Daniel Craig kinda freaked me out as an assassin priest in Elizabeth.

Anyway, I'm sure he'll be a great Bond. There's more to 007 than just dark hair, which some of these crazed Bond fans seem to forget.
Porthos

Nope. He damn well better have dark hair, and he should also be a silky, to keep with tradition, although James Bond is actually supposed to be English. The blond hair on this guy just doesn't cut it for me.
Deborah

Clive Owen would have been good. I think he'd have to buff up quite a bit to fit the Bond image, but plenty of actors have been done it before him.
Deborah

Speaking of blond Bonds, Sam Neill (a dark blond) was one of the candidates when Roger Moore left the role. I could see O'Neill as Bond.
Porthos

Deborah wrote:
Clive Owen would have been good. I think he'd have to buff up quite a bit to fit the Bond image, but plenty of actors have been done it before him.


None of the Bond's have been particularly buff. I mean, they all had nice figures, but they were just lean, with average builds. This new guy is really buffed, but none of the preceeing Bonds were, and Clive Owen is certainly not less muscular than the other Bonds.
Porthos

I'm half Welsh. I think I should play Bond. I'd be a pimp!
Joanne

Uh-oh, Porthos... more trouble in Bondland!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2E2hQp-094
Deborah

Porthos wrote:
None of the Bond's have been particularly buff. I mean, they all had nice figures, but they were just lean, with average builds. This new guy is really buffed, but none of the preceeing Bonds were, and Clive Owen is certainly not less muscular than the other Bonds.

Maybe I haven't seen Clive Owen unclothed recently enough, but in that Robert Altman mystery whose title eludes me, he appears in an undershirt, and he was decidedly soft-bodied.
Joanne

Deborah wrote:
Porthos wrote:
None of the Bond's have been particularly buff. I mean, they all had nice figures, but they were just lean, with average builds. This new guy is really buffed, but none of the preceeing Bonds were, and Clive Owen is certainly not less muscular than the other Bonds.

Maybe I haven't seen Clive Owen unclothed recently enough, but in that Robert Altman mystery whose title eludes me, he appears in an undershirt, and he was decidedly soft-bodied.

Gosford Park He's buffed up since that role, though.

Clive Owen had a bit part in the recent movie remake of The Pink Panther, where he played a very James Bond-like character, complete with tuxedo, bacarat table, and nifty gadgets.

It was as if he was saying to all the Bond fans, "Yeah, I look damn good in this role, don't I? Sucks for you! Bwahahah!"
Deborah

I just saw Casino Royale. I liked the movie, I liked Daniel Craig, and I liked Eva Green. There was also a great stuntman who was in the first chase sequence -- he even got his own credit at the beginning of the movie. I looked it up -- he's French athlete Sebastien Foucan.

I'll go so far as to say that this is one of the best Bond movies.
Elaine

Deborah wrote:
I just saw Casino Royale. I liked the movie, I liked Daniel Craig, and I liked Eva Green. There was also a great stuntman who was in the first chase sequence -- he even got his own credit at the beginning of the movie. I looked it up -- he's French athlete Sebastien Foucan.

I'll go so far as to say that this is one of the best Bond movies.


It's been getting excellent reviews. Can't wait to see it.
Porthos

I know I want to see it really bad. Most of my friends already saw it, and they said it was one of the best Bond movies yet.
Elaine

Porthos wrote:
I know I want to see it really bad. Most of my friends already saw it, and they said it was one of the best Bond movies yet.


Well, you see-- sometimes change is good.
Joanne

Deborah wrote:
I just saw Casino Royale. I liked the movie, I liked Daniel Craig, and I liked Eva Green. There was also a great stuntman who was in the first chase sequence -- he even got his own credit at the beginning of the movie. I looked it up -- he's French athlete Sebastien Foucan.

I'll go so far as to say that this is one of the best Bond movies.


I liked it, too. It's good that The Powers That Be finally decided to uncheese the James Bond franchise and make them into real movies. Daniel Craig was a good call And the fact he has a heavenly ass has no sway on my opinion whatsoever
Porthos

Ladies,

A little off topic, but as long as Joanne mentioned it, I've been dying to ask this question. How exactly do women check out our butts when we don't even wear tight pants? I mean, the average guy these days wears somewhat loose fit jeans or slacks. So, how do you see our butts to make an informed opinion about them? Most women wear form fitting pants, so for us, it's like, "Bam, in your face!", "baby got back!". But it's different for men, as we don't wear tight fitting clothes.
Deborah

In the movie, did Vesper see Bond come out of the water before she made that remark? It didn't seem amiss when she said it, so maybe the screenwriters figured that the audience might already be thinking that, having seen him come out of the water, and wouldn't stop to think about whether Vesper actually had any means of knowing.
Joanne

My husband was saying the same thing. Bond came out of the water in the Bahamas, before he met Vesper. She said he had a perfect ass when she only had a decent front view of him to go on. Although, I suppose she could have been checking him out before she actually introduced herself. " alt="" border="0" />

Porthos wrote:
Ladies,

A little off topic, but as long as Joanne mentioned it, I've been dying to ask this question. How exactly do women check out our butts when we don't even wear tight pants? I mean, the average guy these days wears somewhat loose fit jeans or slacks. So, how do you see our butts to make an informed opinion about them? Most women wear form fitting pants, so for us, it's like, "Bam, in your face!", "baby got back!". But it's different for men, as we don't wear tight fitting clothes.

Yes, most of you wear loose, ill-fitting clothing. Pity. For me, when a man in decent shape wears in a nice $900 Brioni suit, tailored specifically to his body, it just ... moves with him. The thought of it can keep me distracted for hours.

It's one of the big differences between men and women. Men are visual creatures, and women tend to fantasize more. It's why men's fashion changes less frequently than women's (I swear the clothes you guys wear today were what the guys wore when I was in high school twelve years ago.) We chicks need to find new, innovative ways to showcase our assets to keep you guys interested. Or so Cosmo and Vogue tell us. Utterly unfair.
Deborah

After reading Porthos's post in another thread about text messaging in English, I realized how little Bond movies mean to me in general. Despite having enjoyed Casino Royale and having liked Daniel Craig, when I came across the mention of the new James Bond movie in Porthos's text message, I realized that I had already stopped thinking about it. In contrast, great moments from the Creature Comforts DVD I got my roommate for her birthday a couple of weeks ago are still popping into my head.
laura

sorry, but I don't like the new James Bond... maybe I'm just too used to the old imagine of this character... but the new one doesn't look like the traditional James Bond should be...
Fredrik

Porthos wrote:
And I think Bond should always be someone from the British Isles, and definitely not an American. There's also been a lot of talk about selecting a black James Bond. I don't like the idea, but if I had to pick a black actor for the role, I think Will Smith would fit the profile best.


Why not a black AND British James Bond, hailing from Africa or the West Indies and with one of those lovely, melodious African or West Indian accents!? Maybe even I would go to watch a Bond movie then, which I haven't done since my childhood, when my parents took me to a Bond movie and I was horrified by the cheesiness of it!
Loic

I hope you're joking, Fred, but a black James Bond would provoke massive outrage from the 007's fans. Witness the outpouring of reaction from many quarters already just because the current double 0 7 is blond.

James Bond is supposed to be born to a French mother and a Welsh father, if I am not mistaken.

Actually, does anyone here read the books? I have only thumbed through Casino Royale back in secondary school and I wasn't particularly enthralled by it. I guess spy thrillers aren't my cup of tea.
Deborah

loic wrote:
Actually, does anyone here read the books? I have only thumbed through Casino Royale back in secondary school and I wasn't particularly enthralled by it. I guess spy thrillers aren't my cup of tea.

I don't read (present tense) them, but I read (past tense) them when I was in junior high school. They arrived with my mother's 3rd husband, so I must have been 12 when I started reading them. When I saw the first movie, I was bothered by the fact that the character of Bond was changed, with all those quips.
Shouga

I liked it. It was both funny and somewhat sad.
Uriel

Okay, I would be horrified by Will Smith as James Bond. There is nothing suave about that man at all. he's cheesy and full of himself and irritating as hell. And those ears! Man looks like a taxi with the doors open. Nothing remotely sexy, urbane, or dangerous about him. Sorry. Uh-uh.

Clive Owen would have made an excellent 007. Did you catch him in Sin City? Totally has that edgy noir thing down, and he ain't hard to look at, either, without being too pretty.

Agree that a black Bond would be pretty strange, but hey -- if they went down that road, I think Chiwetel Ejiofor would be my candidate, based on his performance as the calm, cool psuedo-samurai assassin in Firefly (and not so much as Keira Knightley's better half in Love, Actually). After all, I was shocked when they cast Mos Def as Ford Prefect in Hitchhiker's Guide, but he pulled it off perfectly -- and not only was he black, but American to boot! So anything's possible with the right actor.
Deborah

Uriel wrote:
Agree that a black Bond would be pretty strange, but hey -- if they went down that road, I think Chiwetel Ejiofor would be my candidate, based on his performance as the calm, cool psuedo-samurai assassin in Firefly (and not so much as Keira Knightley's better half in Love, Actually).

He would be excellent.
Loic

He would not. Having a James Bond of colour would be political correctness gone mad. Even the most savvy marketing man in the world would not be able to rectify the backlash of such a casting decision.
Deborah

loic wrote:
He would not. Having a James Bond of colour would be political correctness gone mad. Even the most savvy marketing man in the world would not be able to rectify the backlash of such a casting decision.

It would work for me! I grew up watching the classic 19th-century European ballets and am accustomed to seeing non-European dancers in leading roles (such as Asian ballerinas dancing the role of Giselle -- a German peasant girl -- or black/hispanic danseurs playing Prince Siegfried in Swan Lake). Those ballets are fantasies, but then so are Bond movies.

What do you think of the female "M"?
Uriel

If a black 007 offends the sensibilities, perhaps it is time for a 008!

[img]It would work for me! I grew up watching the classic 19th-century European ballets and am accustomed to seeing non-European dancers in leading roles (such as Asian ballerinas dancing the role of Giselle -- a German peasant girl -- or black/hispanic danseurs playing Prince Siegfried in Swan Lake). Those ballets are fantasies, but then so are Bond movies.[/img]

Exactly. Look at all the black and Asian opera singers, singing and acting in an inherently European art form, telling historically European stories. It was once thought ridiculous to have a black soprano sing in those roles. Now people line up to pay for tickets. It's the performance, not the person.
Joanne

I don't know about you guys, but during the Pierce Brosnan era, I had always found myself wishing that Colin Salmon -- who played the bit part of "Charles Robinson" in the 007 movies -- was James Bond instead of Brosnan:





God, that man is gorgeous, and he has the loveliest baritone voice...
Pauline

Loic,

if your reason for not have a black James Bond, is because in the storys his parents are french and welsh, then it's not a good reason !!! (my opinion of course )

In france there are very many black french peolpe, so maybe James Bond's mother /father was black french or welsh. I don't know if there's black people in Wales, but I can't imagine that there are only 100 % pure celt white people there. for sure, there are secret agents of all ethnies.Also, maybe those french /welsh parenst adopted him. there are many possibilities !!!
Pauline

loic wrote:
I hope you're joking, Fred, but a black James Bond would provoke massive outrage from the 007's fans.


Bad luck ! they must shut up and not be so racist !!!
Deborah

Yes, Colin Salmon is very nice, but Chiwetel gets my vote for the first black Bond:



Shown here with, appropriately enough, Clive Owen:



And he 6 years younger than Daniel Craig, so Craig could get a nice run and then hand the role over the Ojiofor.
Benjamin [inactive]

Pauline wrote:
I don't know if there's black people in Wales,

There are. Perhaps rather ironically, Shirley Bassey, who sang for many James Bond films, is Welsh and black (at least as far as most white people would be concerned; she has a black father and a white mother).

Loic

It is not about racism or about having a parochial mindset. It's about being faithful to the spirit as well as the letter of the book.

Has anyone here watched The Nativity? What pleased me in the film was the total absence of any blond and blue-eyed Nordic-like people in the cast. All of them had dark features and rather Semitic appearances which only serve to make the story more believable and real.

Yes, there are Welshmen of black ancestry. There are certainly many Frenchmen whose forebears hail from Africa or the French West Indies. That is not the point. Ian Fleming had in mind the archetypal European playboy who is able to be as charming at the poker table as in bed.

If there is a historical film on the life of Martin Luther King Jr, would you recommend a white actor to play him then?
Deborah

loic wrote:
It's about being faithful to the spirit as well as the letter of the book.

If they'd really wanted to be true to the spirit of the book, they'd never have had him making clever (sometimes) quips every time someone got killed. That became an integral part of the movie Bond's image.
Loic

That is just a superficial improvisation. I am sure Ian Flemming would have been pleased with anything that'd enhance the character of his invented character.
Deborah

loic wrote:
If there is a historical film on the life of Martin Luther King Jr, would you recommend a white actor to play him then?

That's not a good analogy -- King was real, Bond is fiction.

Quote:
That is just a superficial improvisation. I am sure Ian Flemming would have been pleased with anything that'd enhance the character of his invented character

Perhaps Flemming would have considered varying the physical types who played Bond to be just as superficial as you consider an enhancement of his character (I considered the quipping a change, not an enhancement).
Loic

Well, it is true that James Bond is a fictional character. You do have to realise, though, that for some people, he is larger than life. He transcends the boundaries set by Ian Flemming.

Personally, I am not madly in favour about a James Bond that deviates so much from his predecessors in a physical aspect. Anyway, I feel that the discussion about his race is purely academic as the producers would probably not plumb for a James Bond of colour.

Speaking of Casino Royale in general and the Bond girls in particular, has anyone noticed how the ravishing Eva Green seems to get fitter and fitter?
Elaine

loic wrote:
Speaking of Casino Royale in general and the Bond girls in particular, has anyone noticed how the ravishing Eva Green seems to get fitter and fitter?


I hadn't noticed, only b/c I wasn't aware of who she was until this movie. What other films would I have seen her in? Beautywise, I was more impressed with that Italian mamacita who ended up deader than Kelsey's nuts.

Anyway, I finally saw Casino Royale and OMG that Daniel Craig sure is sexy! That one scene with 'M' in the hotel, where he's decked in tight-fitting shirt and form-fitting trousers... ˇAy, papí!

The plot twists left me confused though. Perhaps I was too distracted to pay close attention.
Deborah

Eva Green was also in that recent movie about the crusades (don't remember the title). I really like her face. I haven't noticed her looking particularly fit, though -- to me, looking fit means having more obvious muscle tone. But she has a comely figure.
Joanne

Eva Green and Gillian Anderson both remind me of an econ professor I once had. It's the eyes, mostly... diamond-shaped with an evil, icy stare *shudder*
Deborah

Kingdom of Heaven is that movie about the crusades that Eva Green was in. Before that, she was in Bertolucci's The Dreamers.
Elaine

Ah! I must've missed those two movies. Were they any good?
Deborah

Elaine wrote:
Ah! I must've missed those two movies. Were they any good?

I didn't see The Dreamers. Kingdom of Heaven is a big-budget spectacle directed by Ridley Scott, starring Orlando Bloom, Liam Neeson and Jeremy Irons, among others. It had lots of scenery and costumes but, as far as I'm concerned, not much else to recommend it.
Uriel

Okay, I finally saw Casino Royale last night, and that movie was EXCELLENT. I loved it. It was a refreshing change to see a flick that was all about action and balls (in more ways than one!) and not so much about the silly gadgets and cheesy one-liners.

Did I buy Daniel Craig as Bond? You're darn tootin'! He was better than most, and by now, I'm so used to Bond changing faces more often than Batman that I really don't care. Call it the Dr. Who syndrome -- you just suspend your disbelief and get on with the story. And I liked the tough son-of-a-bitch Bond better than the British Rico Suave thing that's been happening lately. His blond hair and blue eyes bothered me not at all -- when he was shirtless, I didn't even notice them!

I do remember actually reading an Ian Fleming Bond novel once (don't ask me which one), and I remembered his manner, but not his physical description, anyway. As long as he's sleek and fit and has that riveting animal presence, it doesn't much matter what the details of shade and hue are.
Loic

Deborah wrote:
Eva Green was also in that recent movie about the crusades (don't remember the title). I really like her face. I haven't noticed her looking particularly fit, though -- to me, looking fit means having more obvious muscle tone. But she has a comely figure.


Sorry, I meant 'fit' as in 'fetching' or being otherwise a head-turner.

Elaine: If you'd watched Bernado Bertolucci's The Dreamers, you would have been captivated by a saucy Eva Green taking a soapy bath with her on screen brother and a male american exchange student as the streets erupted outside in the infamous 1968 revolution.

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