Pauline
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WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROADI like this joke 
WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there
is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real
Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars.
And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream
of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE
I invented the chicken!
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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Liz
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A brilliant piece. I laughed out loud!!!
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Deborah
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Very good! Hmm...we could do one for invididual langcafeinos. No, not really -- that's too dangerous! Although, if one can Porthos's comment about my writing patterns, mine would probably begin with "Why, ...."
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Walker
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That was hilarious!!
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Pauline
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| Deborah wrote: | | Very good! Hmm...we could do one for invididual langcafeinos. No, not really -- that's too dangerous! Although, if one can Porthos's comment about my writing patterns, mine would probably begin with "Why, ...." |
Wht a great suggestion!! I will begin with Porthos and Sander:
PORTHOS
The chicken has more romance and celtic influence of its genetic than germanic, you can see this in the order of how it cross the road.
SANDER
Shut up you stupid lyer : this idiot chicken can't speak Dutch. My students knwo their limits, what the chicken must leanr before it attempt this road -crossing. *Kills the chicken*
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Benjamin [inactive]
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| Deborah wrote: | | Hmm...we could do one for invididual langcafeinos. |
Exactly what I was thinking, actually!
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Pauline
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BENJMIN
Sander, I see that you're angry but it's not your fault. I respect the chickne also if it can't speak Dutch or another language and accept it how it is.
LOIC
Does contribuet this chicken at the economic pie of its country? You can see it's from a good family how it sportively run across the road.
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Pauline
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ANDRE
Okay...calm down. All the chickens are welcome here, but we keep it a freidnly atmosphre.
TIORTHAN
*Says somethings very technical about chickens, how they function and about their house in complicated, elegant German*:
| Tiorthan wrote: | | Speziell angeordnete Neuronenverbände im Rückenmark des Huhns (Gallus gallus domesticus) ermöglichen zyklisch wiederkehrende Impulse an die Muskeln der Beine, die daraufhin eine Laufbewegung ausführen. Das Huhn hätte die Straße deshalb auch ohne Kopf überqueren können. |
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Pauline
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DEBORAH
Why, this chicekn can dance very well. I must buy some tickets for all the langcafé visitors to see the next show where it's dancing.
ELAINE
After the chicken dance show, i will go to a fantastic and glamourous party.
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Pauline
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JULIAN
Look, what a sweet chciken!! (Say it to his baby). One time I have made some modelling work with some chickens, when I was a studnet.
URIEL
No, you misundertand, it's the most sexiest chicken!!!
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Pauline
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PAULINE
So, the chickn is straight? maybe it's gay, bi or a-sexual. Maybe it prefer don't tell us. *Put the chciken on the list*. Deletes the list.
GREG
it's got the face of Sarkozy! For sure I didn't vote for this chicken!!
FAB
It's not the face of Sarkozy! I saw this chicken on the map I've made of the south-east mediterranean when I was travelling during the weekend break to Talinn.
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Pauline
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BRENNUS
*deletes chicken*
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Pauline
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WALKER
this chicken was singing in the pub in dublin but it not seem a fashionable one; it's feathers look like its in the stle of it sgrand-mother
ICKE
The cat fomr my avatar want to eat the chciken!! But the children in my class at school would be very sad so I don't let the cat to eat it.
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Deborah
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| Pauline wrote: | BRENNUS
*deletes chicken* |
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bruce
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| Pauline wrote: | BRENNUS
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I couldn't really laugh at the other jokes you were making about the other people on LangCafe, but I literally laughed out loud when I saw the thing on Brennus because I used to be on Antimoon a lot, and I know EXACTLY what you're talking about!
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Liz
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| Pauline wrote: | BRENNUS
*deletes chicken* |
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greg in noord-frankrijk
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| Pauline wrote: | BRENNUS
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Ha ha ha !!! 
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Liz
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LIZ:
I think it must have been a Hungarian chicken who had watched the drunken Sarkozy on TV before she crossed the road. She was so ashamed of the fact that she was remotely related to Sarkozy that she decided to commit suicide. 
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Pauline
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Doesn't another person also write some of the Langcafé Chicken story?
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