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Joanne · Moderator Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 485

...because I never realized how many permutations of "asshole" there were until I started driving. Or how versatile "fuck" was until I learned how to drive stick-shift.

Dear Connecticutians, Pennsylvanians, New Yorkers, Mainers, and Massho--er--Massachusettians:

1) The left lane is for passing.
2) There are no left turns in New Jersey
3) The left lane is for passing
4) Turn on your headlights at 5pm
5) The left lane is for passing
6) You're allowed to make right turns at red lights
7) The left lane is for passing
8) If you can't flip the bird without losing control of your vehicle, DON'T.
9) THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING!

Welcome to New Jersey. We take our left lane seriously. >=75 mph, or move the hell on outta the way, people. Mind the jughandles.
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André in Zuid-Afrika · Site Admin Joined: 19 Aug 2006 Posts: 1908

I live in the city with the worst drivers in the country!! Here, they hoot at you if you obey the rules....

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